Two things are true: Brett has existed since the dawn of time. Brett knows everybody.


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Aug 17, 2011
@ 5:40 pm
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Brett protesting Prohibition.

Brett protesting Prohibition.


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Aug 17, 2011
@ 2:44 pm
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Back in the day, Brett had a tryst with Eleanor Roosevelt.

Back in the day, Brett had a tryst with Eleanor Roosevelt.


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Aug 17, 2011
@ 2:22 pm
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Back in the 70’s, Brett used to be part of a gang that totally owned Coney Island.

Back in the 70’s, Brett used to be part of a gang that totally owned Coney Island.


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Aug 5, 2011
@ 2:41 pm
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Brett reunites Abe Lincoln and Jefferson Davis after making them listen to The Smiths’ “Shoplifters of the World Unite.”

Brett reunites Abe Lincoln and Jefferson Davis after making them listen to The Smiths’ “Shoplifters of the World Unite.”


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Aug 5, 2011
@ 1:03 pm
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Brett used to know this cool club on the moon, before it was replaced by the Apollo 11 and got way popular.

Brett used to know this cool club on the moon, before it was replaced by the Apollo 11 and got way popular.


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Aug 5, 2011
@ 11:30 am
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Thomas Edison is enlightened by Brett’s new DJ mix.

Thomas Edison is enlightened by Brett’s new DJ mix.


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Aug 5, 2011
@ 10:19 am
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Brett always had a dream that he’d hang out with MLK Jr.

Brett always had a dream that he’d hang out with MLK Jr.